LANETTA THE AUTHOR

LANETTA THE AUTHOR

Lanetta here has been quite the prophicient writer while on this green earth. Listed beelow are books I’ve pinned threw out my reemarcable life. If you want to get one fer yourself, well it all depends on what mood I’m in when you ask me. You see, Lanetta has to go crawl around that dang storage unit like a rat in a sewer, digging for a copy to send to your sorry self. So do  Lanetta a big favor. Don’t ASK!

BOOKS BY LANETTA TAPSCOTT

I SAID IT, YOU HEARD IT, NOW SHUT UP!  (A Daily Devotional)

IF I’M SO TRASHY, WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED? – (A Manual  on How to Respond to Criticizm)

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BED? (A Instructional Guide on How to Get Overnight Guest to Leave)

WHEN SHE’S DOUBLE D’d and  DOUBLE WIDE’d – SHE’S DOUBLE  TROUBLE’d – (A Guide for Keeping Trashy Women out of Your Trailer Park)

WHEN THERE’S BEER IN THE FRIDGE, THERE’S HOPE IN THE WORLD  (Inspirational Poems About Getting Drunk)

HOW DID MY TARP GET INTO HIS TRUNK?  (A Reference Book on How to Tell if the Man You Love is a Serial Killer)

LANETTA’S RECIPE FOR GOOD LISTENING  (How To Make People SHUT UP!)  

A TRAILER OF TEARS – (An Auto-Biography By Lanetta Tapscott)

BUY CURIOUS – (Lanetta’s Tips on How to Find A Bargain at the Shopping Mall)

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